We here at Way I Play seem to be a little sarcastic and bitter for some reason. Without paying massive amounts of money for professional help, it is much simpler to give the next generation of video game counsels three put ups.

Put Up #1: Your commitment to wireless controllers makes me weep. Even though I will still sit very close to the TV, my roommate’s cat can no longer destroy the precious cords that make playing your wonderful video games possible.

Put Up #2: Your many holes are a welcome sight. You are allowing me to stick many things in to you, and in a strictly non-sinful way. Ethernet cables, USB cables, compact flash cards, and the rest. I can not wait to buy things to put in to you. Your holes must be filled.

Put Up #3: Your graphics are very pretty. You worked very hard to make your cars very shiny and your people very squishy looking. Because cars are shiny and people are squishy. Your things look like things that they are supposed to look like. Please let me make my shiny car run into something squishy. That would be fun.

There. That didn’t kill me. Now, where’s my karma? I had better find some money on the ground for this little display of niceness.