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Posted on 06.17.05 by A 47 Danger @ 1:12 pm
“The official site features stunning images and fresh information about gaming’s hottest secret agent, including screenshots, new game details, wallpaper and high-resolution PDFs of the new Perfect Dark Zero comic book,” states the Microsoft press release. Microsoft hype team, deploy! Go go go go go! “Extraordinary variety of gameplay options.” Single-player AND multiplayer? I can’t believe my freaking eyes! If there were an example of “extraordinary” in the dictionary, this is what I’d like to see put there. “Engrossing single-player action.” An interactive world with beautiful graphics? On the next generation console? You have to be kidding me. This can’t possibly be true. “Gripping, action-packed storyline.” Hey, there’s another bullet point for you. That is certainly different from “Engrossing single-player action.” This newly launched website has so much interesting information. I think I’ll register for their message boards so I can dissect how cool everything is going to be! After I change my soiled pants, that is. What are you waiting for? Go there now! Filed under: A 47 Danger and Humor and Rant and Xbox 360 Comments:
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If I were to look up “counsel” in the dictionary, i would find out that the word I’m looking for to describe a video game system is “console”.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BURN!
Comment by Maxim — June 17, 2005 @ 1:48 pm