The harder than hell Flash game turned PS2/Xbox game Alien Hominid is finally coming to your palm. Assuming you have a palm. Perhaps you are a dog that enjoys reading video game blogs. This game is not for you, dog. I know you can shake. That doesn’t mean you have a palm. Get over it.

Alien Hominid GBA hits store shelves in November of this year. With it’s simple graphics it is sure to translate to the GBA very well.

You can’t up-up-down-down Contra your way through this game. If you aren’t careful with your lives, you will pay. Maybe that’s just because of the way I played. With reckless abandon. Preferring to try and bite off heads rather than shoot enemies for far away.

From my experience with the PS2 version, it was a heck of a lot of fun. You can’t go wrong with a game that lets you unlock different hats to play with. You’ll be sure to turn some heads dressed up as a nurse. And you can also wear a nurse outfit in the game. Huh? Huh? Get it? You should dress up as a nurse. See how I switched it around there? Comedy gold.

Where was I before I attempted some comedy? I don’t remember. Rest assured, my GBA game hole will be ready to accept the gifts of Alien Hominid come November.