It’s all on the wrist
Posted on 08.19.05 by A 47 Danger @ 11:33 am

Super Mario Bros 2

Make that GameBoy Micro a little bit smaller and put it on a wristband! Nintendo, you’re so very close to every school going child’s dreams!

Remember the 80s? You had all sorts of wrist watches. Mario, Zelda, and the like.

The GameBoy Micro is useless. Go ahead and draw some buttons on a post it note and try to play it for more than a minute. It doesn’t feel too good, does it?

Imagine this, though. Move the buttons below the screen, so you can control them with one hand. Add that fabulous technology known as velcro straps to the back of the device, and you have yourself the most portable video game system ever.

GameBoy MicroNow that would be innovated. Tiny is just smaller. It’s not innovative, it’s the same. That’s why model trains suck so much.

You could even have it in a clam shell like the SP. The outside could look like a real watch for the grownups who like their video games, yet want to hide their addiction.

Don’t stop there! Make a belt buckle that will hold two games in it! You could even make a game choker for your neck! The goth kids would love it!

Just a little more effort, Nintendo. You’re almost there. If you tell me where you live, I’ll whisper it into your ear while you sleep. Then it will seem like the idea came from a wonderful dream.

Mark my words, the GameBoy Wrist will happen.


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