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Posted on 10.06.05 by A 47 Danger @ 7:34 am
Future date: November 14th, 2005 The Sony PSP was found dead this morning in a dark ally. The game system was reportedly shot, stabbed, and crushed to death. Dead pixels were no longer a concern for this system as it passed into the eternal void. One suspect is being questioned. The Nintendo DS was taken into police custody shortly before press time. Police report that the Nintendo DS has no alibi for this morning, and is their prime suspect. A longtime rival of the Sony PSP, the Nintendo DS became the first handheld system to play games online against other players. Thist swift and emotionless action could have literally killed the Sony PSP, squeezing the last breath of air from it’s young body. The Sony PSP is survived by it’s wife, PS2. PS2 is expecting their first child, named PS3, early next year. Services for the Sony PSP will be held on November 19th. Please send flowers and regards to Sony Corporate Headquarters. Filed under: A 47 Danger and Humor and Nintendo DS and PSP Comments:
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Here’s some, er, context for those of you who don’t know…
Comment by beuks — October 6, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
Bah, context is for the weak.
Comment by A 47 Danger — October 6, 2005 @ 2:38 pm
Great use of Kids in the Hall!
Excuse my while I mourn the loss of a friend I hardly knew.
Comment by Joe — October 17, 2005 @ 4:17 pm