My worst game of the week prediction goes to Sky Dancers for the GBA. I’m not trying to constantly rip into games based on toys lines aimed at girls, but does this look like a product you want to model a game after?

The toys were recalled by then-manufacturer Galoob Toys, a division of Hasbro, after the ballerina- and princess-themed dolls turned on their owners. Galoob received 170 counts of Sky Dancer-related mishaps and 150 reports of injuries, which included scratched corneas, a broken rib, and facial lacerations.

Maybe if the game were based around cute pink toys throwing off the shackles of their human oppressors and causing havoc, it would be great. But as it stands, it looks like this handheld game will be surprisingly laceration free. Boo!