Activision and Dreamworks announced today that they plan to work together in hopes to make the worst video games possible.

Activision will develop and publish video game products based on DreamWorks Animation’s upcoming movies, including “Bee Movie” and “Kung Fu Panda,” as well as films currently in development, including “Rex Havoc” and “How to Train Your Dragon.” The deal also extends Activision’s video game rights beyond “Shrek 3″ to include potential future films in the “Shrek” franchise.

What will come out of this deal? More mediocre games that will sell big just because they have a movie license behind them. There’s no need to be innovative when you have rights to a movie license behind your game.

For those of you excited about this deal, rest assured that there will be plenty of go-kart video games coming your way. Also, where is you bib? You know you’re not supposed to eat that sandwich without wearing your bib. You’re going to get ham all over yourself! And remember that your mittens are pinned to your jacket, in case you get cold. I don’t want you loosing your mittens.