Do you really want to get plastered today? I’ve made up a little drinking game to help you along with that goal. Take a look online at regional newspaper articles. Find where they’re talking about the Xbox 360 design. Read the paragraph, and then simply take a drink for each adjective they use in describing how the Xbox 360 looks. Take two drinks if they call it “sexy.”

I have gathered a few examples to start you out. Get out your favorite bottle of inside warm making juice and get drinking!

San Francisco Chronicle:

The first and obvious thing about Xbox 360 is the new look. The sleek and slightly curvy design wrapped in a white case is a far cry from the first version, a bulky, blocky, black box.

Minneapolis Star Tribune:

Start with the sexy design of the new video game system, whose sleek look and come-hither curves make you wonder if maker Microsoft has been possessed by the innovators at competitor Apple. Don’t like the box in chic white? Swap out the removable faceplate to personalize its look, just like a cell phone.

Chicago Tribune:

The slim, curvy console — designed to fit in the living room better than its black, bulky $150 predecessor — comes in two packages

San Diego Union-Tribune:

Microsoft has packed the 360 into a smaller, more stylish, white case to give it more universal appeal.

We here at Way I Play are not responsible for any injuries or deaths due to a result of our drinking games. If you plan on driving, maybe some on some Fresca instead. Fresca is fun too, right?