It’s the week of Thanksgiving here in the US of A. A week with a months worth of shopping packed into one day. Wait, does that sentence make sense? Meh, I’m sure it’s fine.

While you’re out grabbing gifts for your kin, make certain NOT to grab this week’s prediction for worst game of the week.

It’s the game that took out a full page ad in Nintendo Power, which will garner it zero extra sales. Yes, say it with me. It’s Elf Bowling 1 & 2 from Ignition Entertainment for the Game Boy Advance.

It’s a Macromedia Flash game turned mobile. It’s bowling with elves. That’s right. You can finally put away…put away…whatever bowling game you have in your Game Boy Advance right now. Put that quality game away, and pick up this quality game to bowl with elves! Xmas elves!

Seriously, though. Not even in a bargain bin for five dollars. Don’t touch. Leave it be. Someone else will clean up the mess, I’m sure.