With every new technology comes a new way for perverts to try and have sex with it. With the phone came phone sex. Withe the internet came chatroom sex. And with the Nintendo DS, I predict there will be Animal Crossing sex. After all, it is called Animal Crossing: Wild World. Where better to act like an wild animal?

For those of you who are having trouble picking up virtual ladies or guys, here are some Animal Crossing specific come on lines to get you started.

“I’d like to ring your bells.”

“That shirt with a sunflower on it would look great on the floor of my bedroom.”

“Is that a fishing pole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“I’ve got some wood you can try and chop down.”

Got your own Animal Crossing come on lines? Add yours to the comments, Sexy.