Sex with Animal Crossing
Posted on 12.08.05 by A 47 Danger @ 8:19 am

Animal Crossing Wild World

With every new technology comes a new way for perverts to try and have sex with it. With the phone came phone sex. Withe the internet came chatroom sex. And with the Nintendo DS, I predict there will be Animal Crossing sex. After all, it is called Animal Crossing: Wild World. Where better to act like an wild animal?

For those of you who are having trouble picking up virtual ladies or guys, here are some Animal Crossing specific come on lines to get you started.

“I’d like to ring your bells.”

“That shirt with a sunflower on it would look great on the floor of my bedroom.”

“Is that a fishing pole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“I’ve got some wood you can try and chop down.”

Got your own Animal Crossing come on lines? Add yours to the comments, Sexy.


Filed under: A 47 Danger and Humor and Nintendo DS
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Supreme injustice
Posted on 12.08.05 by A 47 Danger @ 7:19 am

Xbox Bundle

With some stores holdings lists of 100+ preorders, GameStop has decided that it is a good idea to sell Xbox 360 bundles online. Shipping 12/12. Ignoring those who preordered their systems as far back as June, GameStop is selling marked up bundles to online purchasers.

What kind of company drives it’s customers into the metaphorical desert, forces them to dig their own metaphorical shallow grave, and then shoots them in the back of the metaphorical head? There are thousands of GameStop customers across the country waiting for their preordered systems. And GameStop decides to sell even more units online before they even fill these preorders.

With the initial mishandling of preorders, GameStop keeps coming up with new reasons to make their clients hate them. Maybe customers who preordered will never get their systems. We’re all waiting for Godot. I hear you get an erection if you hang yourself from a tree.


Filed under: A 47 Danger and Rant and Xbox 360
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Sans 360:Day 16
Posted on 12.07.05 by A 47 Danger @ 9:19 am

No Xbox 360 yet. No surprise. Instead of dwelling on negative things, here is a list of happy things.

Toy trains
Ice cream
Tinsel
Honey bears
Oxygen
Town squares
Kangaroos
Found money
Lunchboxes
Disposable cameras
Cups from McDonalds that promote movies
Blankets
Vaccinations
Mood rings
Sleeping in
Jump rope
Office supplies
People slipping on banana peels

Hmmmm, still no Xbox 360. I thought saying a bunch of nice things would help. Guess not. Screw you, lady luck.


Filed under: A 47 Danger and Rant and Xbox 360
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Living World Racing
Posted on 12.06.05 by A 47 Danger @ 1:37 pm

Living World Racing

Forget about product placement in games. How about entire games being one giant product placement. But not for Coke or MSN. Living World Racing is all about pet supplies!

For over 40 years, Rolf C. Hagen Inc. has provided the most innovative, high quality pet supplies to the world and has led the industry with considerable investment in research and development into areas such as food nutrition, habitats and general pet care.

The game is based on Hagen’s newly released Living World brand which has exciting habitats, accessories, bedding and numerous nutritional foods and snacks for the small animal market.

The flying HMS Boat transports our cool pets to Living World, a wonderfully lustrous utopian heaven of green grass, shrubs, flowers, trees, animal homes, mini towns as well as special levels with a fun fair or a ski resort!

The characters individually race in powerful fan propelled hover boats and can reach lightening fast speeds under turbo boost, whizzing around tracks, collecting the various speed-ups and nutritional snack points along the way. The levels in each lavishly designed environment get progressively harder with devious combinations of tight corners, steep hills, ramps, narrow bridges, dangerous cliff edges and whirling tornados. Not to mention coping with the visual delights of sometimes navigating through torrential rain or snow blizzards.

Hover fan cloud boats piloted by cool pets speeding through a utopian heaven? Must…buy…cat…bedding.


Filed under: A 47 Danger and General and PC and PS2
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The Best PC Game Ever
Posted on 12.06.05 by Maxim @ 12:14 pm

What is it? Is it Half-Life? SimCity? Diablo? StarCraft? Omar Sharif Bridge 2?

I’m partial to Planescape: Torment. Please, discuss below in the comments section. We want to know what you think the best PC game ever is!


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