Guitar Hero: Rocks the 80s is coming to a PS2 near you this…let’s see…let’s see. Hmmm, no release date. That’s weird.

Does the colon in the title seem misplaced to anyone else? No matter, I guess.

This Guitar Hero expansion will include 30 “awesome new songs.” Here are some of them:

• I Wanna Rock (by Twisted Sister)
• I Ran (by Flock of Seagulls)
• Round and Round (as made famous by Ratt)
• I Want Candy (as made famous by Bow Wow Wow)
• Metal Health (as made famous by Quiet Riot)
• Holy Diver (as made famous by Dio)
• Heat Of The Moment (as made famous by Asia)

My heart isn’t with this release. I can’t get excited about 30 songs from the 80s. Now 40 songs from the 70s would be different, or 50 songs from the 60s. Or 100 songs from the 10s!