The Happy Tree Friends are coming to a game system near you this fall. Or, rather, a PC or Xbox 360 near you. In a game. Now push all those sentences together and you’ll understand what I meant.

This ultra violent video game that is sure to delight many internet fans will be called Happy Tree Friends False Alarm. And as fun as I hope it is, there’s nothing quite like nitpicking a press release. So let us continue in that manner.

Disaster levels made exclusively for Happy Tree Friends False Alarm: SEGA and the creative minds behind Happy Tree Friends have teamed up to create 10 original and engaging disaster scenarios such as the Mine Shaft, Candy Factory, and Museum.

Thank goodness they won’t be reusing those disaster levels from those other games with disaster levels. These will be exclusive. And engaging.

Gameplay true to the franchise: Experience the non-stop hilarious action Happy Tree Friends-style where their accident prone universe means destruction and mayhem are inevitable.

If the hilarity stops for one split second, they have a lawsuit on their hands. Oddly enough, even in our non-accident prone universe, destruction and mayhem are inevitable.

Okay, nothing more to make fun of. The game will use some sort of physics engine and, hopefully, the game play won’t suffer. I don’t wish the failure of videos games. I am always hopeful. Here is hoping for a quality Happy Tree Friends release!