Jack Trenton appears as an avatar on Playstation Home. His mouth doesn’t move with his voice. Come on, ventriloquist dummies have moving mouths!

Trenton promises to show us games, games, and more games. But he’s still talking about not games.

Sales info. PS2 and UMD sales? I could think of some information that would be more interesting. Any information.

G4 is doing a really good job of covering this event. Not only are the PSP videos shown in a PSP system frame on the screen, we also have a long shot of the screen so we can’t see anything that is going on. It doesn’t really matter what games are being shown, because we can’t see any of them.

Heck, even if I was sitting in the audience, the PSP system frame on the screen would severely limit what I could see. Poorly planned all around.

More Playstation Home avatar business. Ho ho ho, they’re cooking burgers.

Kaz Hirai is on stage, talking more about the PSP. In September, the 33% light and 19% slimer PSP is coming out. And, wow, you can output it to a TV! So other people can watch you play your portable device at home!

Ice Silver colored PSP! Wow! I’m so excited about colors of things that I hold!

And now Chewbacca is presenting the white PSP with Darth Vadar’s image on the back.

Jack Trenton has no sense of comic timing.

Bah. I’m tired of everyone’s nonsense, and I’m sick. Conference comments over!