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Posted on 12.12.07 by A 47 Danger @ 10:19 am

Afrika is still coming out - sometime.


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Mass Effect is the Cause of My Affectation
Posted on 12.02.07 by A 47 Danger @ 4:40 pm

Oh, hello there. I didn’t hear you come in. I was too busy being massively disappointed by Mass Effect. Did that last sentence come through alright? I wanted to make sure I gave it enough time to render properly.

But hold on a second here. Do you like small to average size…

Another dirty disc error? At least the last auto save was only half an hour back.

Where was I? Oh yeah. Do you like small to av….

Whoops, died from a single rocket shot out of nowhere. At least my AI buddies are shooting into the walls. Good work there, space exploring pals.

Anywho, do you like small to average-small sized role playing adventures? Hey, you’re in luck!

Let me ask you another thing. Do you like Choose Your Own Adventure books? Great! Just, you know, don’t be upset when choice one and choice two both tell you to turn to page three. It’s a pretend Choose Your Own Adventure book. And who doesn’t like to pretend?

Oh no! My face! My precious face! Oh, there it is. Sorry, my face was just a non-textured blob there for a second. A handsome talking blob, sure. But, you know.

At least the story was alright.

Is Mass Effect worth even a rental? Sure, if all your friends have died and you’re bored.


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Peter Moore replaced by koala
Posted on 07.17.07 by A 47 Danger @ 5:07 pm

KoalaREDMOND, Wash. — July 17, 2007 — Microsoft Corp. today announced that koala, found all along the eastern coast of Australia, will lead the Interactive Entertainment Business (IEB), which includes overseeing the Xbox® and Games for Windows® businesses. Peter Moore, who currently serves as corporate vice president of IEB, has decided to move his family back to the Bay Area for personal reasons and has secured another opportunity in the video games industry.

Koala will take over as the senior vice president of IEB at Microsoft, effective July 30. Koala are broadly similar in appearance to the wombats (the closest living relatives), but has a thicker, more luxurious coat, much larger ears, and longer limbs, which are equipped with large, sharp claws to assist with climbing. Koala have an unusually small brain, with about 40% of the cranial cavity being filled with fluid. In February 2007, koala began working with the Entertainment and Devices Division at Microsoft as an external advisor.

“Peter has contributed enormously to the games business since joining Microsoft in 2003 and we are sad to see him go,” said Robbie Bach, president of Entertainment and Devices Division at Microsoft. “Since that time, he presided over the global launch of the Xbox 360™, spearheaded a revitalized and rebranded Games for Windows business, and helped steer the console’s ascent.”

Moore has decided to return with his family to Northern California, where they lived until he took the position at Microsoft. Moore will remain at Microsoft to assist in the transition through August and will then return to the San Francisco Bay area.

“While Peter will certainly be missed, we are delighted to have one of the industry’s most talented and passionate veterans on board to lead the business,” Bach said. “Koala were hunted almost to extinction in the early 20th century, largely for its fur. In recent years, some colonies have been hard hit by disease, especially chlamydia.”

The origins of the koala are unclear, although almost certainly they descended from terrestrial wombat-like animals.

“Over the past two decades, and the past few months in particular, we’ve worked closely with many of Microsoft’s top leaders and we’ve always been impressed by their talent, passion and commitment,” said koala. “We’re thrilled to join an already strong team that’s delivering truly amazing gaming experiences to customers around the world. We’ve never been more excited about the future of the industry, and firmly believe Microsoft will lead the next great innovations in gaming.”

Founded in 1975, Microsoft (Nasdaq “MSFT”) is the worldwide leader in software, services and solutions that help people and businesses realize their full potential.


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Most Useless XBLA Update of the Day
Posted on 07.17.07 by A 47 Danger @ 9:53 am

Straight from Major Nelson’s blog, here is your most useless XBLA update of the day:

Title: Volkswagen

Content: Volkswagen - Gamer Pic
Price: Free
Availability: Only in Canada
Dash Text: Make friends with your fast. Download the Volkswagen GTI gamer pic.

Only the Canadians are allowed to advertise the Volkswagen GTI for free. That’s okay though. My free Doritos gamer pic will tide me over. If only there was an energy drink I could advertise through my avatar.


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Things I Learned from the Sony E3 Conference
Posted on 07.11.07 by A 47 Danger @ 1:36 pm

Jack Trenton appears as an avatar on Playstation Home. His mouth doesn’t move with his voice. Come on, ventriloquist dummies have moving mouths!

Trenton promises to show us games, games, and more games. But he’s still talking about not games.

Sales info. PS2 and UMD sales? I could think of some information that would be more interesting. Any information.

G4 is doing a really good job of covering this event. Not only are the PSP videos shown in a PSP system frame on the screen, we also have a long shot of the screen so we can’t see anything that is going on. It doesn’t really matter what games are being shown, because we can’t see any of them.

Heck, even if I was sitting in the audience, the PSP system frame on the screen would severely limit what I could see. Poorly planned all around.

More Playstation Home avatar business. Ho ho ho, they’re cooking burgers.

Kaz Hirai is on stage, talking more about the PSP. In September, the 33% light and 19% slimer PSP is coming out. And, wow, you can output it to a TV! So other people can watch you play your portable device at home!

Ice Silver colored PSP! Wow! I’m so excited about colors of things that I hold!

And now Chewbacca is presenting the white PSP with Darth Vadar’s image on the back.

Jack Trenton has no sense of comic timing.

Bah. I’m tired of everyone’s nonsense, and I’m sick. Conference comments over!


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