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Posted on 05.11.07 by A 47 Danger @ 7:43 am
The Happy Tree Friends are coming to a game system near you this fall. Or, rather, a PC or Xbox 360 near you. In a game. Now push all those sentences together and you’ll understand what I meant. This ultra violent video game that is sure to delight many internet fans will be called Happy Tree Friends False Alarm. And as fun as I hope it is, there’s nothing quite like nitpicking a press release. So let us continue in that manner.
Thank goodness they won’t be reusing those disaster levels from those other games with disaster levels. These will be exclusive. And engaging.
If the hilarity stops for one split second, they have a lawsuit on their hands. Oddly enough, even in our non-accident prone universe, destruction and mayhem are inevitable. Okay, nothing more to make fun of. The game will use some sort of physics engine and, hopefully, the game play won’t suffer. I don’t wish the failure of videos games. I am always hopeful. Here is hoping for a quality Happy Tree Friends release! Filed under: A 47 Danger and General and PC and Xbox 360 Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 05.10.07 by A 47 Danger @ 10:02 am
Guitar Hero: Rocks the 80s is coming to a PS2 near you this…let’s see…let’s see. Hmmm, no release date. That’s weird. Does the colon in the title seem misplaced to anyone else? No matter, I guess. This Guitar Hero expansion will include 30 “awesome new songs.” Here are some of them:
My heart isn’t with this release. I can’t get excited about 30 songs from the 80s. Now 40 songs from the 70s would be different, or 50 songs from the 60s. Or 100 songs from the 10s! Filed under: A 47 Danger and General and PS2 Comments: 2 Comments |
Posted on 05.10.07 by A 47 Danger @ 9:31 am
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Posted on 05.09.07 by A 47 Danger @ 8:51 am
Welcome back to Way I Play! It’s been a little while, hasn’t it? Let’s bring you up to date on what happened. One, my out of warranty Xbox 360 that has never been moved or jostled in any way since installation came up with the dreaded three light Ring of Death. This indicates hardware failure. So a little over a year, and my Xbox 360 breaks for no reason. Two, with no Xbox 360, I didn’t feel like handing out hosting costs to the ever greedy GoDaddy establishment. I think that was about it. Now you’re up to date. My Xbox 360 is still broken, and I turn it on every so often in the hopes that it made a mistake, but that doesn’t mean this blog should die. So welcome back and stick around. We have a lot of complaining to do! Filed under: A 47 Danger and General Comments: None |
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Posted on 12.29.05 by A 47 Danger @ 9:00 am
Bruno Bonnell, CEO of Atari, confirmed today that work had begun on a movie adaptation of Atari’s classic arcade game PONG. “We are all very excited to bring PONG to a new generation through the art of movie magic,” stated Bonnell in a press release. Head writer for the screen play is Steven E. de Souza, know for other video game works such as Street Fighter and Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life. Souza told Variety that “PONG is the classic story that all other video games are based on. PONG: The Official Movie of the Game will take you past the pixels.” Few details have been released about the plot of the movie, but director Paul W.S. Anderson let a few hints slip out. “There will be awesome hand to hand combat, I can tell you that much,” blurted Anderson. “If you’ve played PONG, it will be like discovering it for the first time all over again. If you’ve never played PONG, it will be like discovering it twice. Twice much,” continued the Mortal Kombat director. New Line Cinema head Robert K. Shaye confirmed “we are sitting on the green light button for the sequel. If PONG: The Official Move of the Game has a great opening weekend, you will be sure to see PONG: Double Agent from Hell in theaters for 2007.” Paul Anderson let out one more bit of information to tease fans. “Antonio Banderas like you’ve never seen him before. He will play both ‘padz,’ as we’re calling them. Brothers separated at birth and trained to eliminate the other. Banderas was the only one I would consider for the job,” boasted Anderson. Look for PONG: The Official Movie of the Game to be released in theaters for Christmas of 2006. Filed under: A 47 Danger and Classic and Humor Comments: None |
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