Get out of my dreams…
Posted on 08.03.05 by Maxim @ 12:29 pm

I’m so excited for Shadow of the Colossus, I can’t even tell you.
Shadow of the Colossus


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RAGE ENGINE RESEARCH, NOT SMASH!
Posted on 06.14.05 by Maxim @ 12:04 pm

One of the leaders of The Anti-Hero Defamation League is The Rage Engine. Since the League is young, Rage decides that some bylaws should be made up so as to guide The AHDL towards the shining light of justice. Rage lumbers into the den located in the basement of the AHDL HQ with the intent to do some research into bylaws.

Ever since his transformation from mild mannered Brad Feukema into The Rage Engine, some basic brain functions have become increasingly difficult for him.

…while some concepts seem fairly elementary to our dear Rage Engine…

Since technology made him the way he is (specifically his Uncle’s ray guy experiment), Rage figures maybe this funny beige box of circuits will help him research bylaws. Of course, the computer crashes. Rage takes it poorly.

Too mad to continue, Rage smashes his way to the AHDL fridge and makes himself a smoothie. Halfway through the smoothie, Rage realizes he doesn’t even know what a bylaw is anyway.


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The Search for Nels: Part II
Posted on 05.20.05 by Maxim @ 5:10 pm

The quest continues. Here is the response I received from Bethesda Softworks:

Sorry, Nels left us no forwarding address.

Unacceptable. I find their commitment to customer service to be lacking. This will not derail my mission, however. I plod on:

Hmm… That will make this difficult. I believe that working together,
however, we can track him down.

Perhaps if I made my motives in finding Nels more clear, it would help you
understand where I’m coming from.

Our names are so similar, that I feel it can’t be a coincidence. Parts of
my lineage are a mystery, and I want to know if he is perhaps a long lost
relative of mine. Could it be that I am part Dark Elf? I must know.

To be continued…


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The Search for Nels: Part I
Posted on 05.16.05 by Maxim @ 1:28 pm

So my name is Nels Lennes. Not too common, right? Imagine my surprise when I’m playing through The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind for the Xbox, and I come across a character on the side of the road named Nels Llendo.

Nels Lennes… Nels Llendo…

I have to get to the bottom of this. Here is an email I sent to Bethesda Softworks LLC, the company responsible for this game:

Dear Bethesda Softworks,

My name is Nels Lennes. You’ll notice that my name is eerily similar to the Dark Elf Nels Llendo. I was wondering if there was a way you could arrange a meeting between Nels and myself. I would really like to meet him. We have quite a bit in common:

The native Dunmer Nels Llendo was born as a member of the Erabenimsun ashlander tribe, a group of noble warriors settled in the Molag Amur region. Nels, however, much preffered the spoils of city life and set off to the modern world at a young age, experimenting with the arts of fierce swordsmanship in combination with stealth tactics. With little interest in freelance work to earn his gold Nels took to the roadways, ambushing random caravans and adventurers along deserted travel routes and robbing them for everything they had. These endeavors have led the young and confident Dunmer to think he’s one of the best swordsmen in the region, but encounters in his near future would teach him otherwise.

Story of my life. Anyway, I would appreciate any effort on your part in putting me in contact with Nels.

Thank you!

To be continued…


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