Most Useless XBLA Update of the Day
Posted on 07.17.07 by A 47 Danger @ 9:53 am

Straight from Major Nelson’s blog, here is your most useless XBLA update of the day:

Title: Volkswagen

Content: Volkswagen - Gamer Pic
Price: Free
Availability: Only in Canada
Dash Text: Make friends with your fast. Download the Volkswagen GTI gamer pic.

Only the Canadians are allowed to advertise the Volkswagen GTI for free. That’s okay though. My free Doritos gamer pic will tide me over. If only there was an energy drink I could advertise through my avatar.


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I am your Overlord
Posted on 07.13.07 by skintari @ 1:22 pm

Here I stand, peasants. Ready to unleash my demonic throngs of minions so I can rule this pathetic, fertile land.

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That’s what I like to say every time I boot up Overlord. This game is plain, ol’ fashioned fun! The premise is that you are an overlord that is woken up by like gremlin type creatures. These little guys provide a lot in the way of humor as well as destruction. You have the ability to send out these little minions to do your bidding. As they are busy rampaging, they will return to you with their spoils. Or, if they happen to find themselves some makeshift weapons, they will gladly outfit themselves followed with some witty commentary.

In an effort to not give away too much of the game, you are in charge of a total of four different groups of minions (there are the stronger fighters, and then the fire/water/poison minions) that you must unlock as you advance throughout the “world”. I quoted world because it mainly of consists of different stages, not a traditional open roam experience that you would expect. To me, this is ok, as I wasn’t necessarily focused on a roaming experience, more on the interaction between myself, the surroundings, and the minions.

Which gets to my next point. The minion controls are solid with the ability to send out the minions of your choice with merely a push of a button. You can also send out all your minions or post them in a strategic position with ease. Calling them back is also a one button operation, which is very helpful when dealing with enemies from all angles. Your amount of minions also increases as you advance. This gives you the ability to take many different combinations of minions.  Accruing additional minions is as easy as going back through early levels and killing off sheep or small creatures. Once a creature is attacked, the minions will grab the life force which, in turn, goes into your stock of minions. This is great as there are some enemies that will take several minions to get through, so there is never a worry of running out!

Speaking of minions, you can also use them to upgrade your armor and weapons. You can increase your own skills by sacrificing different amounts of the four minions. This adds to the strategy a bit as you don’t want to kill off an entire section of minions while increasing your personal stats.

You also determine how “good or bad” of an overlord you become. You have several choices throughout the game that helps determine the fear level that the peasants have of you. In this round, I am choosing to be a generous bad overlord. I shall play it once more as an evil emperor once I am finished.

The one negative is the camera controls. While you do need all of the xbox buttons to move and control your minions, i find the lack of decent camera control for your overlord to be hindering. Many times, you can be attacked from the blindside and not have a real understanding why or who’s attacking you. With that said, it doesn’t happen enough to take away from the game, just enough to be a pain in the behind.

So my overall for this is 4.75/5. I enjoy the “evil Pikmin” aspect and I think that there’s a lot of fun just going through the levels and creating 100’s of minions. Plus, the thought of sending others out to act out my evilness is always a plus to me! I’m just waiting now for some friends to get this game so I can check out the online multiplayer!

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Things I Learned from the Sony E3 Conference
Posted on 07.11.07 by A 47 Danger @ 1:36 pm

Jack Trenton appears as an avatar on Playstation Home. His mouth doesn’t move with his voice. Come on, ventriloquist dummies have moving mouths!

Trenton promises to show us games, games, and more games. But he’s still talking about not games.

Sales info. PS2 and UMD sales? I could think of some information that would be more interesting. Any information.

G4 is doing a really good job of covering this event. Not only are the PSP videos shown in a PSP system frame on the screen, we also have a long shot of the screen so we can’t see anything that is going on. It doesn’t really matter what games are being shown, because we can’t see any of them.

Heck, even if I was sitting in the audience, the PSP system frame on the screen would severely limit what I could see. Poorly planned all around.

More Playstation Home avatar business. Ho ho ho, they’re cooking burgers.

Kaz Hirai is on stage, talking more about the PSP. In September, the 33% light and 19% slimer PSP is coming out. And, wow, you can output it to a TV! So other people can watch you play your portable device at home!

Ice Silver colored PSP! Wow! I’m so excited about colors of things that I hold!

And now Chewbacca is presenting the white PSP with Darth Vadar’s image on the back.

Jack Trenton has no sense of comic timing.

Bah. I’m tired of everyone’s nonsense, and I’m sick. Conference comments over!


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ninty E3
Posted on 07.11.07 by skintari @ 12:21 pm

Let’s see what Nintendo has in store for us today, shall we….

Well, true to form, let’s get the stats out of the way. Obviously, Reggie is pointing out how well that Nintendo is doing in the market….Let’s get on to some gaming info, darnit!

Heh, Reggie referenced soccer moms.

140 new DS games and 100 new Wii games, coming! But what are these games?

Another Nintendo commercial….based off of bad You-Tubes.

The Wii-Zapper? Hmm, looks interesting! So far, 10 games have a lineup of Wii-Zapper games. But when does it release?!

Oh, $19.99 for the zapper! That may be a must have.

Soul Caliber and a new WWE game. Meh, unless they fix the Wii-mote control schemes. I don’t want another Red Steel.

Ninja Gaiden with the stylus? Interest is picqued.

Mario and Sonic Olympics? Let’s just hope it’s not like Track & Field.

And what everyone is waiting for…….Super Smash Bro’s Brawl. Hecks YA! December 3rd!!! Wait, wasn’t that supposed to be out already? Oh well, at least it’s an official release date

Phantom Hourglass (DS). Me likes so far.

Metroid Prime (Wii). Looks hot! So does the game…see what I did there, there was a hottie playing the game. har har.

Wii online? Sounds like there may be some multi-player potential. Of course, they’ve been denying this for the past 6 months. Maybe they changed their minds? Looks so with Madden and Soccer coming out!

Ok, Guitar Hero, let’s see some action there. Stop talking and start showing some demos! Failure!

Mario Kart: with it’s own Wii-wheel. Wait, don’t they already have a steering wheel out already?

Yay, a cooking DS game. In Japan…..Why, oh why don’t these games come stateside?

Games are for everyone. Well, show us some games then! Why is Nintendo focusing on players and not the games? Shouldn’t this be a platform to show new technologies? I’m so confused.

Wait, Super Mario Galaxy? This isn’t out yet. Why are they playing it? Gar, I don’t want to see some family “test” playing games. I want demo’s and release dates, darnit!

Brain Age 2: August 20th. woot! Super Mario Galaxy: Nov 12th. This year. So much for being a release title…

Picross and MySims. I think I’ll pass…

Oooh, High School Musical! Think of that what you will.

Rayman 2. Now if only they’d show us some solid play…

Flash Focus, My Word Coach, and My Life Coach. More training games. But, once again, let’s see some of these stateside. I already have Flash Focus. Picked it up in Japan.
And the big release….Wii Fit. I’m fairly certain that after the novelty of this game wears off, it’ll go the way of the treadmill. Off to the corner to gather dust.

For a slate of over 150 games to be released, as Reggie put it, I’ve seen nothing new worth getting. Outside of the Wii-zapper, I think a lot was left out of this exhibition. Overall, disappointed with the lack of anything really new coming out.

I find the lack of actual demo’s also hindering this presentation. If they would have done without the 15 You-Tube video presentations and the test family play, they could have put out more info on everything else coming out. Now, the system is looking more and more like a novelty. Thank god I have a DS tho….c’mon Phantom Hourglass!


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Things I Learned from the Nintendo E3 Conference
Posted on 07.11.07 by A 47 Danger @ 11:05 am

Nintendo may be run by vampires, as conference attendees must turn off the lights on their cell phones.

According to, “everyone is a gamer.” I think Jack Thompson just had an aneurysm.

There is a lot of talk about reaching the untapped market of people who don’t play games. Older gamers. Female players. Prairie dogs.

More numbers. We know you have a good product, Nintendo. Show us your software, not your percentages. I’m not buying your stock.

“Nintendo is not a fad. Nintendo is the future.” Nintendo is not a dragon. Nintendo is a ham sandwich.

Reggie is showing us the Wii Zapper. It is a template for the Wii Remote and Wii Nunchuck. Arcade shooters finally come to the home console! Again.

Oh Reggie, don’t say “maximize penetration.”

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games is, in fact, exactly what it sounds like. I think they’re both doping.

Smash Bros. Brawl will launch on December 3rd. There is some straight news for you.

Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass will be entirely touch on the DS. Color me interested!*

The Wii Remote looks to work fantastically with the first-person Metroid Prime 3. Not only will you aim with the remote, but you will activate options with gestures. Think Black & White, but not horribly disappointing in every way.

Check Mii Out will be a new channel where you can vote on your Wii Miis. America does love voting for things that aren’t presidents.

Nintendo claims to be serious about online play. Again. Mario Kart Wii is the proof in the pudding, apparently. You will be able to play Mario Kart Wii with the Wii Wheel. Or, as I will call it from now on, the Wiil.

Good, I needed another montage about how much people love Nintendo.

Saturo Iwata, Nintendo’s worldwide president, has taken the stage. Paradigm shift this. Cookbook on DS that.

Okay, okay. You want the Wii and DS to be for everybody! But what does that matter to me? I’m already a gamer. All of this means nothing to me aside finally getting my wife interested in something besides Viva Pinata.

I sure could go for another montage…hooray! They read my mind!

Brain Age 2 comes out August 20th. Super Mario Galaxy on November 12th.

High School Musical is coming out for the Wii and DS. So, you know, if you have brain damage, you’re good to go.

We’re in for a ton of different brain training games. Including My Life Coach. Hold on, no time to make a witty comment. There is another fan montage that needs watching.

WiiFit takes the tricking you into exercising of WiiSports and removes the facade of fun.

Shigeru Miyamoto came out to tell us we should be really interested in WiiFit. His sentiments are not matched by me or the crowd. Or the universe. The universe has no interest in this “big” announcement, Miyamoto.

The Wii Balanceboard controller is what makes WiiFit possible. That, and misplaced enthusiasm.

This wasn’t a very good conference. I am disappointed. Lots of telling me things I SHOULD be interested in but am NOT interested in.

Sorry, it wasn’t the end. There was one more lame montage. Now it’s over.

* interested is a reddish purple


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