Kellogg’s Peter Jackson’s King Kong: The Official Cereal of the Game of the Movie
Posted on 11.15.05 by A 47 Danger @ 1:10 pm

Kellogs Peter Jacksons King Kong The Official Cereal of the Game of the Movie

Groggy in the morning? Need a little hair on your chest to start the day? Why not pour yourself a bowl of Kellogg’s Peter Jackson’s King Kong: The Official Cereal of the Game of the Movie? It contains all the essential vitamins and minerals to grow up big and strong. Just like Peter Jackson. I mean, King Kong. Big and strong like King Kong. So treat yourself today!


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We Heart Crafts!
Posted on 11.08.05 by A 47 Danger @ 9:37 am

We Love Katamari

Someone with a lot of glue and paint has a bit of free time on their hands. Free time that is put to a wonderful use. That wonderful use is the making of a real life Katamari with oh so many little details.

For those of you living in a hole under another hole, We Love Katamari is a fantastic game full of delight for the PS2.

Take a look at these wonderful pictures and smile. We heart Katamari, and I’m sure that Katamari hearts you back.


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It’s a tie!
Posted on 11.07.05 by A 47 Danger @ 9:12 am

Ford vs. Chevy

The Worst Game of the Week prediction comes with great responsibility. I couldn’t possibly let these two games, in the same genre, pass without notice.

The first worst game of the week is Glacier from Team6:

Get in the Iceblade and race your way down the mountain of death: Dodge falling rocks, survive incredible jumps, and eliminate the chasing cops in their 4WD terrain vehicles or choppers. Glacier is an adrenaline rush like you never experienced before!

As exciting as a mountain of death sounds, I’ll have to pass. Combining SSX and Spy Hunter doesn’t sound like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup success story. Need more convincing? Here’s info for Team6’s game called PizzaDude:

The “Pizzadude” family is in panic! Can you make a pizza and deliver it within time? Proof it. In “PizzaDude - Special Delivery”.

I don’t have to proof anything to you. Apparently, you do not need to proof your sentences.

The second, but certianly not the not worst, is Ford vs. Chevy from Global Star.

Ford vs. Chevy takes players to the town of Westington where residents and rivals Tyrone Baker and Eddie Olson got things started way back in the earliest days of motoring by racing their Ford Model T and Chevy 490. Over the years, their rivalry grew and soon other Ford and Chevy owners started to join in the fun. Out of this rivalry, the Westington Cup was born.

Westington Cup? So this doesn’t have anything to do with Calvin pissing on different types of trucks or cars? That game I would buy.

This reminds me of a movie I say on the SciFi channel last night. Boa vs. Python. Perhaps a Ford truck has gone crazy in the sewers, and they need the help of a giant Chevy to track and kill the Ford.

Look at all these wonderful game ideas! Oh well, looks like more racing games for us.

Just remember these words. Don’t buy these games!


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Golden Joystick Dullards
Posted on 11.04.05 by A 47 Danger @ 10:50 am

Super Mario Bros

The Golden Joystick Awards for 2005 have been announced. San Andreas took a lot of awards, blah blah blah, don’t really care. Here is the award that I find interesting.

Best Film-Based Game of 2005: Resident Evil 4

Wait, what? Resident Evil 4 was based on a film? Mmmmm, I don’t think so. There were Resident Evil films, yes. But Resident Evil 4 was not based on the films.

I suppose Mario Bros was based on a film too.

Idiots. Your awards hold a lot of meaning, pulling this kind of crap.


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I look like an idiot
Posted on 11.03.05 by A 47 Danger @ 9:03 am

Guitar Hero

My leg is up in the air, my right hand is raised above my head, and I’m hopping around my basement all alone. This all leads me to believe that I need some curtains for those downstairs windows. In the heat of the moment though, it doesn’t seem to matter at all.

I am playing Guitar Hero and am head over heels. Wait, what?

What most wouldn’t do is take time to consider that head over heels makes no literal sense - after all head over heels is the normal posture. A version of the phrase originated in the 14th century as ‘heels over head’, which is really what we mean when we use it. The phrase evolved into head over heels much later as it was used in everyday speech without a great deal of thought.

Where was I? Yes, Guitar Hero. I’m…I’m heels over head. No, that’s lame. Let’s say enamored. That’ll work.

I’m a sucker for rhythm games. DDR, Amplitude, and Takio Drum Master to name a few. While these games are gold stars on my elementary school chart for good work, none of them give the true feeling of rocking. Yes, rocking.

After playing a song in Guitar Hero, you want to pump your fist. You want to point at the audience while you hold a long note with your left hand. You want to crowd surf while playing a solo. It’s great.

Let’s get down to the nitty gritty. Wait, what?

Nitty gritty is a colloquial term for the real thing, the actual raw reality of the situation.

Whatever. The game comes with a guitar peripheral, which is what you use to play the game. On the guitar there are five colored fret buttons, a switch that you flick to strum, and a whammy bar.

The mechanics of the game require you to hold the correct fret button while you strum. This adds a layer of complexity that most rhythm games don’t have. Instead of pressing a shoulder button when a note appears, you must get both of your hands working at the same time. After the initial confusion of getting your hands to cooperate with each other, things start to work smoothly.

The songs are fantastic as well. My current favorite is Ziggy Stardust, but you Boston and Deep Purple fans won’t be let down either. In total, there are 45 tracks to play, and they all rock out pretty hard.

Not only do the tracks rock out, but they are massively fun to play. There is no downtime where you aren’t playing. In Karaoke Revolution, there are times that you’d stand around doing nothing while the guitar solo played in the background. In Guitar Hero, after you go through a couple of verse chorus verses, you get to strut your stuff in the fun and complex guitar solos. The songs are layed out like a good story. It builds to the guitar solo climax, and provides a resolution to that climax.

I can’t review multiplayer, as I’ve only played the game alone like a 13 year old with headgear. The one drawback to multiplayer is the need for a second guitar. You either need to buy a second copy of the game, or your friend needs to buy a copy. After showing off the game to friends, it’s not hard to see them picking up their own copies of the game. I predict less loneliness in the near future.

In conclusion, this is the ultimate rhythm game. You actually feel like you are playing the song, instead of just pressing buttons. It’s a thrill and adventure and you should go to Best Buy and insist that they do have it in their computer. They do. The guy in the games section just doesn’t know what he’s doing. Go ahead, ask for it. They most likely have it in back. You won’t be sorry.


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