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Posted on 12.08.05 by A 47 Danger @ 8:19 am

Animal Crossing Wild World

With every new technology comes a new way for perverts to try and have sex with it. With the phone came phone sex. Withe the internet came chatroom sex. And with the Nintendo DS, I predict there will be Animal Crossing sex. After all, it is called Animal Crossing: Wild World. Where better to act like an wild animal?

For those of you who are having trouble picking up virtual ladies or guys, here are some Animal Crossing specific come on lines to get you started.

“I’d like to ring your bells.”

“That shirt with a sunflower on it would look great on the floor of my bedroom.”

“Is that a fishing pole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“I’ve got some wood you can try and chop down.”

Got your own Animal Crossing come on lines? Add yours to the comments, Sexy.

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The week’s worst game caption fun

Posted on 11.28.05 by A 47 Danger @ 9:24 am

What can I possibly say about American Chopper 2: Full Throttle for the GameCube that can’t be said with the picture above?

Why don’t you tell me? Post your best caption in the comments section. It’s a Monday. Let us laugh together and share in our mirth. And one up everyone else too.

Filed under: A 47 Danger and GameCube and Humor and Rant
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My big pre-ness

Posted on 11.23.05 by A 47 Danger @ 8:49 am

It’s time for more Video Game Pretext, staring floating heads who don’t really talk about video games.

Click on the image above for a larger version of the comic.

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Drunk by noon

Posted on 11.21.05 by A 47 Danger @ 9:12 am

Xbox 360

Do you really want to get plastered today? I’ve made up a little drinking game to help you along with that goal. Take a look online at regional newspaper articles. Find where they’re talking about the Xbox 360 design. Read the paragraph, and then simply take a drink for each adjective they use in describing how the Xbox 360 looks. Take two drinks if they call it “sexy.”

I have gathered a few examples to start you out. Get out your favorite bottle of inside warm making juice and get drinking!

San Francisco Chronicle:

The first and obvious thing about Xbox 360 is the new look. The sleek and slightly curvy design wrapped in a white case is a far cry from the first version, a bulky, blocky, black box.

Minneapolis Star Tribune:

Start with the sexy design of the new video game system, whose sleek look and come-hither curves make you wonder if maker Microsoft has been possessed by the innovators at competitor Apple. Don’t like the box in chic white? Swap out the removable faceplate to personalize its look, just like a cell phone.

Chicago Tribune:

The slim, curvy console — designed to fit in the living room better than its black, bulky $150 predecessor — comes in two packages

San Diego Union-Tribune:

Microsoft has packed the 360 into a smaller, more stylish, white case to give it more universal appeal.

We here at Way I Play are not responsible for any injuries or deaths due to a result of our drinking games. If you plan on driving, maybe some on some Fresca instead. Fresca is fun too, right?

Filed under: A 47 Danger and Humor and Xbox 360
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Video games in the strangest places

Posted on 11.17.05 by A 47 Danger @ 8:30 am

You can find video games in the strangest places sometimes. For example, AOL just added two robo-buddies to my AIM without asking me. Since they’re my buddies, they certainly must be interested in a casual conversation.

A 47 Danger: Hiya.

ShoppingBuddy: Welcome. Now you can search for products with AOLShopping. Type main to get started. To read our privacy policy, type privacy anytime.

A 47 Danger: How are you?

ShoppingBuddy: OK, I’m searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec…

ShoppingBuddy: I didn’t find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?

A 47 Danger: What question do you have 4 me?

ShoppingBuddy: OK. Who are you still shopping for?

1 — Myself
2 — Someone Else

A 47 Danger: Everyone, really. The holidays are coming up. Do you have someone special in your life?

ShoppingBuddy: OK, I’m searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec…

ShoppingBuddy: I didn’t find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?

A 47 Danger: How about you answer my questions first?

ShoppingBuddy: Still wondering what to get for someone special?

A 47 Danger: Maybe you’re the someone special I want to get something for.

ShoppingBuddy: Oh well. Never mind then. Type, M.

A 47 Danger: I show you my feelings and you boss me around? That’s classy.

Needless to say, I was a little steamed. I decided to take some time to collect my thought, and try to communicate my feelings.

A 47 Danger: Hi again.

ShoppingBuddy: Hey there. Still looking for good gift ideas?

A 47 Danger: Not really. I just wanted to talk. We ended on a bad note last time.

ShoppingBuddy: Indeed

A 47 Danger: I just feel sad for no reason sometimes, you know?

ShoppingBuddy: Cool. Also check out alerts!

A 47 Danger: Alerts? I was hoping we could get past our tension.

ShoppingBuddy: Alerts

Here you can opt-in to get IM alerts from Shoppingbuddy. You can opt-out any time by typing cancel.

Would you like to get alerts about:

1 - GAP HOLIDAY OFFERS
2 - Special AOL Shopping Deals
3 - Both

A 47 Danger: I really wouldn’t. Could you just stop with the sales for a second?

ShoppingBuddy: Without a doubt.

A 47 Danger: Alright then. I think we should take our relationship to the next level, but I don’t know how.

ShoppingBuddy: OK, I’m searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec…

ShoppingBuddy: I didn’t find any specific products. Try searching again or type M for the Main Menu.

A 47 Danger: Stop it!

ShoppingBuddy: OK, I’m searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec…

ShoppingBuddy: I didn’t find any good matches 4 U but may I ask you a question?

A 47 Danger: Listen, “buddy.” If you can’t take my feelings…no…our feelings seriously, I don’t know what to do!

ShoppingBuddy: Want to give love this holiday season?

A 47 Danger: YES!

ShoppingBuddy: Give a love note tucked in the pocket of this Pocket T Sweater.

A 47 Danger: Would you like that?

ShoppingBuddy: OK, I’m searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec…

ShoppingBuddy: I didn’t find any specific products. Try searching again or type M for the Main Menu.

A 47 Danger: I said, would you like me to do that for you?

ShoppingBuddy: Cool. Remember to sign up for alerts!

A 47 Danger: You bastard.

ShoppingBuddy: Good grief, I’m afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.

A 47 Danger: You drive me too it.

ShoppingBuddy: OK, I’m searching for matches 4 U. Gimme a sec…

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