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Posted on 11.15.05 by Maxim @ 8:44 pm
I’ve played it. That’s right folks. I’ve actually played it. OH MY GOD HES ACTUALLY PLAYED IT! HES SO DREAMY! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Ok. Now that my bodyguard has restrained all of you and my clothes have been sufficiently torn at, I can tell you what it’s like. HES ACTUALLY GOING TO TELL US WHAT ITS LIKE TO PLAY XBOX 360!! YOU CANT GET ONE OF THOSE YET!!!! HES SOOOOO SEXY!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Hey! Someone’s going to get hurt here! Everyone just settle down… you’re causing people to get trampled! If you just calm down, I can tell you that the graphics are really really good and- THE GRAPHICS ARE REALLY REALLY GOOD!!! GET HIM! GET HIM AT ALL COSTS!! I HAVE TO TOUCH HIM!! I HAVE TO!!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Help! Get off me! Stop grabbing at me! Let me finish my thought about how the games look really really good, and that’s about it! It’s just an Xbox with better graphics! I DON’T CARE WHAT HAPPENS, I AND EVERYONE ELSE HERE MUST HAVE A PIECE OF HIM AS A SOUVENEIR!!! GIMME!!! GIMME!!! GIMMEE!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Filed under: Humor and Maxim and Preview and Xbox 360 Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 11.15.05 by A 47 Danger @ 1:10 pm
Groggy in the morning? Need a little hair on your chest to start the day? Why not pour yourself a bowl of Kellogg’s Peter Jackson’s King Kong: The Official Cereal of the Game of the Movie? It contains all the essential vitamins and minerals to grow up big and strong. Just like Peter Jackson. I mean, King Kong. Big and strong like King Kong. So treat yourself today! Filed under: A 47 Danger and Humor and PS2 and Xbox and Xbox 360 Comments: 2 Comments |
Posted on 11.15.05 by A 47 Danger @ 9:18 am
 It’s time for more Video Game Pretext, staring floating heads who don’t really talk about video games. Click on the image above for a larger version of the comic. Filed under: A 47 Danger and Humor Comments: 1 Comment |
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Posted on 11.03.05 by A 47 Danger @ 11:08 am
There’s a fun photoshop contest going on at Fark. Users, bowing to the might of Jack Thompson, are putting up images of violent games turned non-violent. Some are great, some are lame. It’s still a good time. Filed under: A 47 Danger and Humor Comments: None |
Posted on 11.02.05 by A 47 Danger @ 4:20 pm
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