Sans 360:Day 28
Posted on 12.19.05 by A 47 Danger @ 9:06 am

In a well publicized leak, Best Buy had been holding their shipments of Xbox 360 units for sale on the morning of December 18th. Each Best Buy had about 30 to 50 units in stock. This limited number of units led to a second launch of sorts for the Xbox 360.

Being well aware of the situation, I decided to see what kind of idiots would camp out in the frigid Minnesota air on the night of December 17th to be first in line at Best Buy.

At around 10:30 pm on Saturday night I jumped into my car and headed north to the town of Coon Rapids. There were cops at every major intersection, watching for the inevitable DWIs the come from the season’s holiday parties. I drove past the Yummy Buffet in the Champlin strip mall. I crossed the mighty Mississippi river and sped past the seedy motel where you could pay by the hour.

Arriving at Best Buy just after 11 pm, the scene I found was suprising.

Coon Rapids Best Buy

I admit that I knew there would be a few folks dumb enough to risk frostbite for a Xbox 360, but there were a good 30 chairs set up outside. The owners of the chairs were huddled in the Best Buy entry way, soaking in the last bit of heat they could before the store closed.

If this was happening in the far northern suburbs of Minneapolis, I has curious as to what was happening in the not so far northern suburbs. I jumped back into my 2002 Mirage and drove under the speed limit to the Maple Grove Best Buy.

Here is the scene that I found.

Maple Grove Best Buy

Now that is camping. While some foolhardy persons were sitting cross armed in chairs, others had pitched actual tents. With a sleeping pad and down sleeping bag, they could actually be in for a comfortable night.

Seeing all of this made me mad. Not at the poor souls dumb enough to brave the weather, but at Microsoft. Here were people forced to extremes to get their hands around a product that should be readily available on store shelves. Fathers and children sleeping out in the cold together, in the hopes of a merry xmas.

It has been just about a month since the Xbox 360 was released. My hands are empty, just like those of many around the nation. Now number 7 on the Xbox 360 list at my local GameStop, I still have no idea when I will get to enjoy what these campers have earned.


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Sans 360:Day 17
Posted on 12.08.05 by A 47 Danger @ 2:33 pm

Xbox 360

I’m getting mighty tired of doing these Xbox 360 updates because there is never anything to report. I’m also running out of things to complain about.

I can always complain about having to complain. Which will only lead to more complaining. That’s an endless cycle that couldn’t even be broken by the arrival of an Xbox 360. So let us pass on that option.

The best option I see is to make a witty anagram for the Xbox 360. Okay, here we go.

B30xox6.

Xob 3X06.

Xbox 360(I switched the Xs around).

Huh, I guess I’m not that witty. Damn you, Xbox 360. You have bested me with your obtuse name!


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Supreme injustice
Posted on 12.08.05 by A 47 Danger @ 7:19 am

Xbox Bundle

With some stores holdings lists of 100+ preorders, GameStop has decided that it is a good idea to sell Xbox 360 bundles online. Shipping 12/12. Ignoring those who preordered their systems as far back as June, GameStop is selling marked up bundles to online purchasers.

What kind of company drives it’s customers into the metaphorical desert, forces them to dig their own metaphorical shallow grave, and then shoots them in the back of the metaphorical head? There are thousands of GameStop customers across the country waiting for their preordered systems. And GameStop decides to sell even more units online before they even fill these preorders.

With the initial mishandling of preorders, GameStop keeps coming up with new reasons to make their clients hate them. Maybe customers who preordered will never get their systems. We’re all waiting for Godot. I hear you get an erection if you hang yourself from a tree.


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Sans 360:Day 16
Posted on 12.07.05 by A 47 Danger @ 9:19 am

No Xbox 360 yet. No surprise. Instead of dwelling on negative things, here is a list of happy things.

Toy trains
Ice cream
Tinsel
Honey bears
Oxygen
Town squares
Kangaroos
Found money
Lunchboxes
Disposable cameras
Cups from McDonalds that promote movies
Blankets
Vaccinations
Mood rings
Sleeping in
Jump rope
Office supplies
People slipping on banana peels

Hmmmm, still no Xbox 360. I thought saying a bunch of nice things would help. Guess not. Screw you, lady luck.


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Sans 360:Day 15
Posted on 12.06.05 by A 47 Danger @ 8:30 am

I’m tired of being angry, which makes me angrier, which makes me more tired, which makes me more angry. The Xbox 360 and it’s absence has turned me into a perpetual anger machine. Thermodynamics be damned, I’ve become a never ending source of rage.

That reminds me of The NeverEnding Story. Weren’t there a large amount of implied breasts in that movie, or am I thinking of something else?

There are no new rumors today. Call Targets. Call Wal-Marts. They might have Xbox 360s. They might not. The young lads with a little more energy will surely pick up an Xbox 360 for their holiday season, while us 20-somthings will give up and take a nap on the couch.

Good luck, kiddos. Don’t blow all the money you earned working at the hardware store this summer in one place.


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