Auto-Tune the News #5: lettuce regulation. American blessings.
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Lyrics:
ML: Any world order
That elevates one nation over another
Will fall flat
SG: Ah, snap
ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism
SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves.
ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better.
SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space!
JB: God bless America!
All: Ay!
JB: Gah-awd bless America!
All: Ay!!
JB: God bless, God God bless
God bless America!!
All: Ay-men!!!
SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it…
MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit.
SB: You smoke your lettuce.
MG: Believe me, I’ve tried.
SB: You’re gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco.
MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato – burnin salad in my throat!
RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce.
MG: You can warn me all you want, but you’ll never stop my leafy green fetish.
SB: It’s not the nicotine that kills! It’s the smoooooke! The smooooooke.
Cancer: it’s the smoke.
Heart disease: it’s the smoke.
Respiratory disease: it’s the smoooooooke!
It’s the, it’s the inhalation, it’s the smooooke, the smooooooke.
If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it’s okay. It’s the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke!
SG: The more produce we come across, the more problems we see.
KC: Some companies say they’ve received hundreds of applications for just a single opening.
One man sent a shoooooe to his prospective employer
EG: Shawtayee, don’t you know
That Air Jordan was from meeee?
KC: I wore a long, white eyelet dress and a floppy white hat
And carried a walking stick
EG: Oo-wee! Am I crazy, am I trippin on shrooms
Or you singin bout pimpin on the late night news?
Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swagga like a star
Don’t stop, real talk, we gon take it to the charts!
You can be
KC: Lady Gaga
EG: I can be
KC: T-Pain
EG: We can be
KC: Bringing on the boogie
EG: Droppin rhymes like rain
You can be
KC: Lady Gaga
EG: I can be
KC: T-Pain
Both: Bringing on the boogie
EG: With floppy hats and pimp canes
LC: We’ve got some breaking news
Let’s go to Tracy Burns–she’s got all the news
TB: Actually, Liz, I think you wanna jump up to Robert
Robert: Tracy, baby, you crazy
I don’t know what the hell’s goin on
Or where the camera belongs
Let’s go to Nicole
NP: Me?
Robert: Yeah, you
NP: Me?
Robert: Baby boo
NP: Me?
Robert: Whooo-ooooooooh
NP: Me?
Robert: Nicole don’t know; let’s throw it to Joe
Joe: Uh, you know, I’m, uh, tryna get a hold of this myself
Breaking news guys, um
I, I don’t have it, Liz, I have to send it back down to you
I’m afraid
LC: Okay, that’s okay
But the basics of it is
Clearly this is a fascinating story
Duration : 0:3:26
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March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Hahahaa barack …
Hahahaa barack obrama xD
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Just watched 1-5 …
Just watched 1-5 and…..you guys REALLY like Joe Biden. Oh yeah and ITS THE SMOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Are you guys based/ …
Are you guys based/from Atlanta? I honestly had not heard the term “shawty” before these videos.
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
converted this …
converted this video to a ring-tone on tube 2tone(.)com
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
I think that …
I think that ladygaga is not afraid of taking chances and she is a woman who knows her own strength. –> “naked lady gaga DOT comm” heehee
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Made a ring tone 0: …
Made a ring tone 0:52 to 1:04 of this video on tub e2tone[.)com
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Smoke of course …
Smoke of course contains carcinogens. But you’re right, tobacco contains some as well, particularely industrially produced tobacco, much of which contains trace amounts of isotopic polonium – which is radioactive, and has been proven to greatly increase the likelyhood of getting cancer.
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
created a ring-tone …
created a ring-tone for my iPhone from 0:52-1:04 on tube 2tone(.}com
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
hahahaha this video …
hahahaha this video is so sweet, however the congressman talking about how it’s the smoke that gives cancer doesn’t have his facts right. if it was the smoke that gives the cancer, how come dipping and chewing tobacco gives cancer as well? Obviously it’s the tobacco itself. But still amazing vid
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
amazing
amazing
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
This wins at life …
This wins at life so much!
Katie Couric’s part in these Auto Tune the News are so awesome! lol almost as if she meant to sing the news to people.
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
auto tune the chick …
auto tune the chick more she sucks at singing
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Check out my …
Check out my ringtone of this video 0:52 – 1:04 at tube 2tone[.}com
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
What does that even …
What does that even mean? 5/5 BTW on the vid.
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
hahaha he totally …
hahaha he totally said barack obrama lol
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Hard. It’s my …
Hard. It’s my favourite bit too.
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Gaga has been …
Gaga has been anything but safe-and that’s why people like here . “naked lady gaga DOT comm” heehee
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
barack obrama?
barack obrama?
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Duet with the …
Duet with the newsreader (sorry I’m English, I don’t know who she is) is my favourite Youtube moment ever thanks Schmoyoho!
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
you guys are …
you guys are brilliant!
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
do you know more …
do you know more than half the people in america then?
you must get around alot
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
@hollyzilla It’s …
@hollyzilla It’s the same person saying it though. They just used the video laid into the image so that they could have him talking with the auto tune folks in it too.
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
@HarbingerGunship I …
@HarbingerGunship I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure he was making the argument that Obama was saying that if a country thinks that it is better than another country it will ultimately fail. He said that this goes against American exceptionalism because Americans think that we are better and were gifted by god. Which is nonsense.
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
FAKE
FAKE
March 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
@HarbingerGunship
…
@HarbingerGunship
you can totally tell his head is a video laid over a still image, but a good video regardless.