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What is the funniest piece of news you have ever read in a newspaper or seen on the news?
Posted in News by admin on April 9th, 2010
I cant think of one, news always seem’s to be bad when I watch it or read it but their must be some really funny news occasionally as well!
TODAY ON NEWS
I think [30] religious sect people retired into a cave’ for the imminent end of the world, God had told the leader the end is this month
They had been in the cave for a month…..waiting
Today they came out?
because some of the roof fell’ and crashed on the leaders head….ha ha ha ha ha….sorry erm…
April 9th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
good one today that the spire in Dublin was gone to las vegas!! stupid bloke in work believed it even though he drove past it this morning
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April 9th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Man forced to marry goat, after caught molesting it
To make it an honest goat, I guess
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April 9th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
TODAY ON NEWS
I think [30] religious sect people retired into a cave’ for the imminent end of the world, God had told the leader the end is this month
They had been in the cave for a month…..waiting
Today they came out?
because some of the roof fell’ and crashed on the leaders head….ha ha ha ha ha….sorry erm…
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April 9th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
A woman whose Jesus statue was stolen and held for ransom. The ransom note told the women to "clean up her weener poopie." Most hilarious story ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkBYzkBnW8&feature=related
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WZZM
April 9th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
the funniest i read a man was in court and fined £10 a fortnight to pay off his debts, he said he could only afford to pay £5 a week
i also remember to this day that a man in America was found with 29 hammer wounds to his head, the police were treating it as suicide but the coroner advised them to think again
honestly i read both of them in the paper
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April 9th, 2010 at 10:36 pm
There was a wonderful article on HMQ on the opening of terminal five with the cartoon of a security guard asks mam if she wouldn’t mind taking off her shoes.
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April 9th, 2010 at 10:56 pm
George Bush elected for president. what a great joke on us all….
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April 9th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
Sure.
Why not?
With king midas and his golden touch building sand-castle in the air.
That poof into thin air.
Great dreams that turn into smokes and ashes in time.
All over a one man’s grear dreams.
Poor old Saddam and the late Yasser Arafat must be laughing and rolling in their graves..
With all the cheap-skate glory of success in idol worshiping the dead Mummy with empty skeleton of skull and bones of failures and horrors of the past from the graveyards of different ghostly ancestor’s culture and custom getting kick on the butts as casualty of the dead Mummy.
Luke 9.25,55-56,60
What do you think?
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decoded from the missing x-files.
April 9th, 2010 at 11:55 pm
That the American public voted for Bush for a SECOND term.
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