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Russell peters – About Indian Bollywood Movie(s) @ NYC

admin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 21:36:24 +0000

Funny clip About Indian Bollywood movie(s) @ NYC stand-up Intense Comedy Night with comedy central comedian Russell peters.

Duration : 0:7:4

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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 23:27:03 +0000

Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

Duration : 0:2:2

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John Hodgman at Radio & TV Correspondents’ Dinner

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:31:41 +0000

Humorist John Hodgman was the entertainment headliner at the 2009 Radio and TV Correspondents’ Dinner. Mr. Hodgman roasted the president for being a “nerd”, referencing his place in popular culture and passion for comics and science fiction. http://www.c-spanarchives.org/library/vidLink.php?b=1245459927&e=1245460770&n=001

Duration : 0:14:4

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Auto-Tune the News #4: spa regulation. serbians. sotomayor.

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:31:14 +0000

Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera.

mp3 available–

http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the-news-number-4/

Lyrics:

EG: Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh
MG: I agree
EG: Where all the shawties on the court?

JS: It’s ridiculous, one woman on the Supreme Court, uh, doesn’t seem right to me.

EG: Ain’t nobody have a breakfast with all sausage and no eggs.

MG: We need a shawty with a hot body and sexy legs.

EG: When the court convenes it’s an ancient sausage festival.

MG: Only two ovaries, sixteen testicles..

BB: There are so many qualified women out there.

MG: Qualified to get low in they apple-bottomed robe.

MB: I completely agree with you.

EG: And I complete agree, too.

MG: How does Ginsburg stand being the only woman who ain’t a man?

BB: Judge Ginsburg said, she’s really very lonely without another woman.

MG, EG, BB: Without another woman, lonely without another woman!

EG: I know what it’s like with a woman gone, cryin in the nude with the curtains drawn.

MB: Breaking news!

EG, MG: Oh snap! News is broken! Breaking news, in ya face!

MB: Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor.

EG, MG: She’s a shawty, She’s a Boricua!

EG: Jurisprudent!

JS: With soft thighs!

MG: And other soft features, that Ginsburg can appreciate, stayin up late, makin sure to thank
heaven above.

EG: because she ain’t

All: lonely without another woman, lonely without another woman!

EG: Listen up, y’all, Joe Biden’s got a shout out!
This one goes out to all the serbians
And also the ladies
But mostly the Serbians

JB: And until the Serbian people
Look themselves in the face
Understand what their leaders have done
And convinced them of
Until that moment arrives
Serbian people will not
Be able to shed this notion of victimization
That all of their leaders prey upon
And manipulate them with
Until that moment arrives
Until the Serbian people look themselves in the face
Until that moment arrives
Until that moment arriiiiiiiiives

KC: April showers bring May flowers
But what do May flowers bring?
AG: Romance for a shawty
KC: Possibly lead poisoning
AG: ::Barf::
KC: Lead poisoning
AG: ::Barf, barf:: I’m gettin sick like
::Barf, barf, barf, barf, barf::
KC: Before you dig in and start to enjoy all the
Fruits and vegetables of your labor
AG: Shawty
KC: You’d better get your soil tested first
AG: Oh
KC: Your soil tested first
AG: Oh, I live in the ghetto
So I’ll expect the worst
KC: Paint chippings and old pesticides
May be buried insiiiiide
AG: Me, oh my
KC: Raising the level of lead in the soil
The tests are inexpensive
And some local health departments
Do them for freeeeeeee
AG: Even for a talking head thug like me?
KC: Once you’re in the clear
Mary, Mary quite contrary
Plant away
AG: Okay
And when asked how does your garden grow
Tell them it’s healthy, green and lead-free
AG: I’ll say it’s healthy, green and lead-free, shawty
KC: Healtheeeeeee
AG: Healtheeeeeee, believe me
I ain’t tryna munch on a poison zucchini

NG: This bill actually has the secretary of energy
Regulating jacuzzis
Now, the ideastrikes me
As close to being nuts

AG: I agree–I’m an angry gorilla and that makes me angry

JI: The only jacuzzis this will regulate
Will have to produce 2,500 mega watts of energy

AG: You made me angry with lies
Hurt my angry gorilla pride; I’m angry

NG: On page 233, uh
Line 5: portable electric spas

All: Portable electric spas!

MG: No spa is above the law!

NG: Now, I don’t know what a portable electric spa is
I was told it was a jacuzzi
But that’s in this bill

AG: So it’s true!
I’m no longer angry at you
My original anger’s renewed

JI: We will give you a hot spa
That is energy efficient
I hope that doesn’t offend you

AG: He might have a point
My anger’s makin a switch
Cuz you’re being a little b*$&
But maybe not
Maybe you’re just defending freedom and justice for jacuzzis
ohhhhhh
What’s this? a single tear that is wet that i shed

When an angry gorilla cries
Who’s gonna be there to dry his eyes?
And when an angry gorilla’s depressed
Who’s gonna heal him with a soft caress?
Ooh ooh ah ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks
Ooh ooh ah ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete

And I’m a soulja, but a soulja’s got feelings,
Don’t know whom to lend my anger to,
And that’s why I’m crestfallen and confused

Shawty

Duration : 0:5:5

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100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:22:30 +0000

I bet you didn’t think it was possible to fit the 100 greatest movie lines into 200 hundred seconds. We’ve got the video to prove you wrong. http://www.liquidgeneration.com/3fe5b2d9

Duration : 0:3:41

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Comedy Football 2009 – (part 2/2) – Funny, humor and bizarre soccer from 2009 by tvgolo.com

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:22:52 +0000

http://www.tvgolo.com/ | http://www.sportend.com/
Songs Credits – Playlist (in order):
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Jimmy Cliff – “Wonderful World, Beautiful People”
Bobby Darin – “Dream Lover”
Rage Against the Machine – “A Bullet in the Head”
Bloodhound Gang – “Hell Yeah”
Marvin Gaye – “Sitting On A Dock By The Bay”
Live – “Shit Towne”
System of a Down – “F*ck the System”
Tracy Chapman – “Fast Car”
Jimmy Cliff “You Can Get It If You Really Want”
Edit Piaf – “La Marsellaise”
The Offspring – “Self Esteem”
Pixies – “Gigantic”
Jefferson Airplane – “Somebody To Love”
IAMX – “I am Terrified”
Incubus – “Pardon Me”
Pearl Jam – “Last Kiss”
The Doors – “People are Strange”
Ray Charles – “Hit the Road Jack”
Linkin Park – “Pushing me Away”
Tony Tribe – “Red Red Wine”
The Offspring – “Don’t Pick It Up”
Smashing Pumpkins – “Today”
Frankie Valli – “Sherry”
Edit Piaf – “Padam Padam”
The Village People – “In the Navy”
Nena – “99 Red Balloons”
Bomfunk MC’s – “Freestyler”
Dave Matthews Band – “Dont Drink the Water”
Amy Macdonald – “This is the Life”
Redjetson – “This, Every Day for the rest of your life”
Bob Marley – “Stir it Up”
Limp Bizkit – “Nookie”
Johnny Nash – “I Can See Clearly Now”
Silverchair – “Anthem for the year 2000″
Regina Spektor – “Ne Me Quitte Pas”

Duration : 0:8:35

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Japanese Toilet Humor

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:31:08 +0000

http://kissncuties.com

Duration : 0:6:34

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Comedy Football 2009 – (part 1/2) – Funny, humor and bizarre soccer from 2009 by tvgolo.com

admin — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 06:36:17 +0000

http://www.tvgolo.com | http://www.sportend.com
Songs Credits – Playlist (in order):
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Bill Conti – “Rocky Theme”
Bruce Springsteen – “Human Touch”
Benny Hill – “Theme Song”
Pixies – “Here Comes Your Man”
Green Day – “When I come around”
Limp Bizkit – “Hot Dog”
P.O.D. – “Boom”
Radiohead – “Karma Police”
The Chordettes – “Lollipop”
Sony & Cher – “I’ve Got you Babe”
Tom T Hall – “I love”
Smashing Pumpkins – “Blew Away”
Mumford & Sons – “Little Lion Man”
Bloodhound Gang – “I Hope You Die”
Joe Cocker – “A little Help from My Friends”
Trashmen – “Surfin’ Bird”
Lynyrd Skynyrd – “Free Bird”
Del Shannon – “Runaway”
Fatboy Slim – “Soul Surfing”
Chemical Brothers – “Hey Boy Hey Girl”
Bruce Springsteen – “I’m Going Down”
Operation Ivy – “Room without a Window”
Live – “Overcome”
Rage Against the Machine – “Bulls on Parade”
Lesley Gore- “It’s my party”
Peter Gabriel – “Talk to me”
Slipknot – “Wait and Bleed”
Tracy Chapman – “Baby can I hold you”
Static-x – “I’m with stupid”
Live – “Freaks”
Rage Againt the Machine – “Killing in the name of”
The Breeders – “Regalame esta noche”
Sum-41 – “We’re all to blame”
System of a Down – “Chop Suey”
Radiohead – “Creep”
Foofighters – “Times like these”
Linkin Park – “In the End”
Fatboy Slim – “Ya Mama”
Maurice Williams & The Zodiacs – “Stay”
Nightwish – “Wishmaster”
Muse – “Plugin Baby”
David Guetta ft Akon – “Sexy B*tch”
Counting Crows – “Long December”
Pearl Jam – “This is not for you”
Edit Piaf – “Millord”
Yves Larock – “Zookey (Lift Your Leg Up)”
Deftones – “My Own Summer (Shove it)”
The Chambers Brothers – “Time Has Come Today”

Duration : 0:9:50

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Charlie Brooker’s How to Report the News – Newswipe – BBC Four

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:36:09 +0000

More about the programme: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00qbyth

It’s the second episode of the second series and there’s the usual mix of contributors, reviews and jokes as the news channels continue to provide enough rubbish to make a show out of.

Duration : 0:2:3

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Charlie Brooker – How To Report The News

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:21:12 +0000

Newswipe, Tuesdays on BBC 4 at 10.30pm

Charlie Brooker for PM!!

#1 – Top Rated (This Month)
#1 – Top Rated (This Month) – Global
#1 – Top Rated (This Month) – Comedy
#1 – Top Rated (This Month) – Comedy – Global
#1 – Top Rated (All Time)
#1 – Top Rated (All Time) – Global
#1 – Top Rated (All Time) – Comedy
#1 – Top Rated (All Time) – Comedy – Global

Wow, cheers everyone!!

Now I feel I must add the obligitory copyright notices in the hope that the BBC don’t make me take it down (pleeeease BBC, let it stay, Mr Brooker would want it to!)

And if you like this, buy some of Charlie Brookers DVDs and books!

Duration : 0:2:0

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